Star Wars Episode 2 weeps

Hey everyone. So I said I'd update this thing a few times a week but like everything else I do I forgot about it and now here I am a month later. Wanna fight about it? So I feel like pointing out a few things that really suck. If anyone has yet to see it there is a terrible commercial for esurance which features a no talent douche bag strumming a guitar on stage and singing. The previous commercials for this company featured spies, ninjas, helicopters, all done in a shitty Mirror's Edge cinematic style. Now they resort to having this tool on stage? Dave Matthews called, they want their bros back. And as for Bros, I am so tired of seeing people walking around campus, all sporting their black Northface fleece zip ups, baggy torn up jeans, and mocasins. The only compliment I have to give these douche bags is that they stay true to their outfit no matter what, and I mean, NO MATTER WHAT. If it is 90 degrees outside, they still sport the Northface. Until dehydration and death do they part. Secondly, what is the the god damn mocasins? As if they are ready for the second coming of the trail of tears they wear them through thick and thin, snow and puddle. And as for the womenfolk, why do you wear the same damn thing as the guys? The only difference is the black leggings/tights instead of the jeans, which oncemore, they wear no matter what the weather may permit. As I walk down campus and see all of the girls I feel like I am in the middle of an impromptu sweatin' to the oldies workout. I understand you are all very insecure, but seriously, with the money you save from not buying a $900 Northface jacket, you could easily pick up a fashionable pair of jeans. Look for Indiana University: Attack of the Clones, on DVD soon at your local retailer.